What's a one night stay at this place cost? $174.92
What to say and where to begin....well don't even dare think of checking in even one minute prior to the appointed check in time you won't be allowed and it just gets better....
Went for a relaxing one night getaway after a 60 hour work week to relax. Did I say Relax? FORGET IT!!!
The pool is ICE COLD, the hot tub NO WORKING JETS so you might as well fill up the tub in your room with hot water and sit in that.
Want a jolting wake up call? Well nothing does it better then a JACKHAMMER at 8:00Am on a SUNDAY MORNING. Nothing like a jolting from your sound sleep. Because come to find out they are renovating, GREAT WAY TO FIND OUT thanks for the warning.
Ok time for juice:
Go across the hall to the ice machine for ice. Guess what? THe ice machine is...you guessed it BROKEN and. the whole room is flooded.
What the hell did the jackhammer break the pipes?
DId I mention the horrible room smells?
The cheap pay by the hour hotel dives are probably cleaner and nicer then this dump.
Want a getaway from hell?
Then this is the place to be.
It should be renamed THE BATES MOTEL.