The Herbert Hotel

It took us a hour to find, theirs a small 12"X18" sign that looks like a historic marker to the right of the doors to betty boop restaraunt, and if you show up after dark you'll be lucky if the door man opens the door so you don't have to walk around the block looking for the entrance. He got it after i made a trip all the way atound the block with my bags. So in the middle of what looks like a dirty diner is a desk (registration). I checked in went to my room the walls on the way looked like they had been repainted recently but i think some one forgot to remove the 150 years of other paint. I opened the door to a room that was about 15' wide 10' deep with a twin bed no head board (queen was on reservation) the new furniture that was boasted about on the site was like the walls painted recently but at best built in the 70's. Well not what i expected but i'm exhausted so it may work. I roll back the blankets to check the sheets (standard practice for me) I almost puked, their was seriously blood and other bodily fluids stained or dried on the sheets. That was enough for me. 11:30 P.M. in a town i have never been i left told the desk person that I wanted a refund and would not return. I was ready to brave a night on the streets if i couldn't find anything else rather than what i'm guessing is a pay by the hour hotel for turning tricks. Luckily the marriot had a room. Needless to stay i would recommend that you stay clear of this hotel unless your turning tricks.