We were told at a tourist ticket booth to try the timeshare tour that it was only an hour and a half long. We are in our late fifties and never had done this before. We were told that we would receive free tickets to seaworld if we did this. Well we got there at 11am. Sat at a breakfast that was terrible to eat and started listening to a woman from Jamaica that talked for an hour and half repeating herself continuously about how great the place was. Finally she was going to give us a tour. I told her we were told this would take an hour and a half and she stated no it would take 2 hours or we would not receive tickets. She knew we were frustrated so she hurried it along and pretty much insulted American most of the rest of the tour telling us that 70% of all businesses are owned by Foreigners in America because Americans were so cautious of buying. Upon returning she stated that she would send a gentleman that would close us out. (Finally I thought) I guess he was a manager because he sat down and started his rudeness and I just finally just looked at him and said we are not interested litterly 3 times before he finally left us. In my opinion? These tours are pure hell to go through and you should just pay for your tickets. I would never in my life attend one of these again.

My husband and I were talked into doing a 90 minute presentation in return for discounted Sea World tickets. After arriving at 7:30 am for breakfast, we waited for thirty minutes to eat. The breakfast was not good. Our guide, Max, sat and ate with us. He promised that after the presentation he would not hassle us if we chose not to purchase. Yeah right! After he went through the whole spill and took us on a tour, he wouldn't take no for an answer. Our whole purpose was to get the discounted tickets, not to buy a timeshare. He kept saying that we were "making excuses, and the time to buy was now." He even went and got his manager to come over to try to talk us into it, but like we said, we were not interested and we could not afford it. He even went as far as to tell us to put it on a credit card. He said that now was the perfect time to buy since we were recently married with no children. Hello, we have student loans and a mortgage! When the manager left, he began telling us a story. Here is what he said, "You two remind me of a college class I was in. There were three guys in the class, and they missed the test and asked for a remake. The professor said okay, one more chance. The next scheduled remake test, they missed it again due to a flat tire. They begged one more chance, one more chance... The professor agreed. He placed the three students in different classrooms and asked them one question on the test. Which tire was flat?" My husband was totally insulted and informed the guy that he was. He just got up and walked off. It probably was for the best, because I was ticked off also. We finally got out of there at around 11:00 am. I will never go to a timeshare presentation again!

My wife and I where on our Honey moon and we where looking for a place to stay close to Disney but not in the park. We found Mystic Goons on Expedia.com. The listing said close to disney Parks, Hot tub in villa and shuttle service. We thought hey great. When we went to check in it was like pulling into a apartment complex. The did have a shuttle but it left at 8:30am and 10:30am. But you had to be picked up at 5pm. ( who wants to go to Disney for a few hours) I will say one nice thing about Mystic Dunes, the best view of the place is the view of you leaving it.

I had went there for a presentation, and sure the place was nice, think about how un-safe it is for children. In the rooms are glass tables, with mirrors in everyroom, ceiling high. The chairs are metal, and the floor are tile. They say that this is a family oriented place to stay, I say they are wrong.

I had told this to the prenentation man who was helping us, and I he had said he had heard a lot of things but this is not one of them. He had told me that I was lying and that it couldn't be possible. He said I was just saying that to not make him feel bad, when that was not my purpose. However, it should make him feel bad since he was the one working for a place like this.

They brag about how big they're golf course is and how wonderful they're rooms are, but they're rooms are dangerous, and whats more, its like you are living on the course! I would feel scared to sit byt he window, afraid that a ball might come flyinging in to hit me square on the face!

I also think it is a hastle to just get to the entrance, this way and that, its like a maze.

The man who had helped me also said that they're goal is to make sure that your stay would be spectacular, and that everyone goes on vacation to have fun and relax. Relaxing is true, but why would you go on vacation just to stay at a resort. I went to Orlando to go to the amusement parks and to see the sights, not to sit in my room the whole day, everyday.

When I had declined the man, I went to the gift area, and the woman was so RUDE! I have never been so ill treated in my life.

This was a timeshare and we enjoy staying with them. This resort was new and very nice.

Upon arrival:

• Room was dirty

• Trash present from prior guests

• Replacement coffee carafe didn’t fit maker (couldn’t make coffee)

• There were no sheets or pillows for pullout

• They didn’t supply enough towels for 4 people

• Refrigerator was warm, moldy and had a massive leak on floor

• Used soap present in bathroom

• Two non-working lamps; one in bedroom, one in living room.

During Stay:

• They don’t do any cleaning, bed-making, etc. during your stay. (I don’t think they do it afterward either!) They claim they are a “resort” not a “hotel” so they don’t “do that stuff.”

• They won’t give you extra towels; you need to wash the ones they start you with.

• They don’t supply any toiletries other than soap. (Once again they claim they are a resort.)

• Cockroaches in kitchen and bedroom (killed one on whirlpool bath while bathing- UGH!)

• Armed Disturbance in next building (as in gunshots- and when I tried calling operator to see if it was safe to go back to my building #22 from another – I was in #17 when the helicopter started searching for the armed assailant- the phone wouldn’t connect.) The sheriffs stormed the next building with rifles drawn. Very scary. Then they tried to say it didn’t happen. I called the sheriff’s department to find out what really happened.

• 90 minute “timeshare presentation” lasted 2 hours and 48 minutes (despite us telling them we needed to get back to our children, one of whom had broken his collarbone just days earlier.)

• Leaf Blower woke us between 7-8 am EVERY morning

Upon Checkout:

• Was told they couldn’t print a receipt for me

• Was told they would email and fax a receipt (still have not received one 4 days & 2 phone calls later)

• Was told there was NO gunfire on the evening of the 20th (did they think the sheriffs office wouldn’t tell people what happened? Plus my husband watched the deputies go through the building with drawn rifles and we saw the people leave on stretchers and the cops look for the bullet casings.)

Location was perfect!

The worse vacation ever I been alot of places and stayed in alot of villas this was the worse experience ever, arrived at 8pm and call for extra pillows and sheet to make the sofa beds for my kids and went out to dinner when i came back @11.30pm nothing was in the unit i called again until 3am that's when i got the things i needed. day 2 the lights in the kitchen did not work call for that to be fixed i spend 6days and it was not fixed. Customer Service needs improvement

I liked the resort very much although it was distant from major attractions.

I was able to be left alone with no disturbances.

It was very clean and efficient. It’s a good vacation spot for a family.