Free Chowder piping hot and water based. Free Cookies cold and stale. Pool water is cold. Jacuzzi water is not hot. Morning food is measly hard-boiled eggs and hi-fat yogurt. Rooms are substandard. Don't let the fireplace fool you. The beds are quite uncomfortable. The toilets are so shallow that male parts dip in when sitting. Not worth more than about 89 per night.