There was no remote, and there was no alarm clock. Housekeeping did not do the room 2 days out of my 5 day stay.
The wireless internet had intermittent connectivity at best, and even then low signal. The elevator smelled like, well, it just smelled, that's all. Midway through stay, the room's key card stopped functioning.
Housekeeping strapped open the laundry chute in the hallway every day with some tied-together fabric looped around a doorknob, think bed sheets tied together to escape from prison, and you've got a general idea how this looked!
Breakfast consisted of a waffle maker that didn't work right, and the world's smallest donuts (Wouldn't usually be a big deal, but with everything else against it, this sparse spread didn't help)
What did I like? Checking out.