No pleasant dreams, this place is a nightmare!

Forget about your personal security, as they leave both first-floor exterior doors open at all times. Any serial killer can walk right in and perhaps knock on your door or make your acquaintance in the hall.

Housekeeping must occur yearly on February 30 because when we moved the nightstand away from the wall to use as a dining table (no, there wasn't any other table in the room), we were greeted by a collection of garbage left by previous guests. The phone wire was shorted out and, as we learned later, we missed all incoming calls. The sheets must have been purchased from Shorties-R-Us as they were too short to tuck in on the sides and ends. I could go on, but you get the picture by now.

You should only stay here if you are an incurable masochist!