Keep in mind that the travel industry defines a “resort” as: “A hotel featuring a broad range of amenities, sports facilities, and other leisure attractions, designed to provide a total vacation experience.” We booked a “cedar cabin” at this “resort” in the summer of 2007 with that definition in mind.
First, the driveway and the entire lot are in a terrible state of disrepair. Pot holes, loose gravel, deep ruts and steep narrow parking are the norm virtually everywhere. If you have more than one vehicle or a boat trailer, good luck finding a place to put them. The oven and the cook top on the range in our unit did not work properly and either burned the food or undercooked it. The taste and smell of the water and ice in the unit was simply foul and we could neither drink it nor cook with it. We were forced to buy gallon water jugs and ice at a nearby Wal-Mart. There is z-e-r-o service at this place! There was no trash pickup and no room service whatsoever. We had to hike about a city block down a steep hill with our daily trash, put it in a smelly dumpster, then go to the office to be issued only two new trash bags and hike back up the hill. Same thing with our guest towels; another hike was required to return our towels every day before noon and be issued clean ones to hike back with.
The pool had a rickety old slide and was not well lighted at night. The advertised “game room” was little more than a sweltering hot shed with no air conditioner, dead bugs on the floor everywhere and almost half of the amusements broken or out-of-order. The ping-pong table was especially laughable and looked like it came from a junkyard. The boat dock is not padded well at all. After seeing the waves beating the boats so violently against the dock we decided not to put our boat in a slip (which, incidentally, is $7 additional dollars a day). One boat down there even had holes (and of course, water) in it so we kept ours on our trailer. When we did launch we found the launching ramp jutting out at an incredibly bizarre angle a full 45 degrees perpendicular to the driveway.
We also had to drive to a nearby store to buy our fishing license because the license machine at the resort was broken of course; a condition that seemed to be standard for most everything there. Would I stay here again? Never, not even if it were free.