By Lorraine Sanders
What's in a hotel name? Sometimes, a name says everything about a lodging option. Take Hedonism Resorts in Jamaica, for example. There's certainly no mistaking what they're all about. But some hotels end up with names that fall short of communicating the property's true atmosphere. Worse yet, some hotels carry names that, however innocently, say something so different than they intend that they deserve special mention.
And so we present TravelPost.com's list of suggestive, strange and silly hotel names, followed by what one just might overhear at their respective front desks.
Boone's Lick Trail Inn, St. Charles, MO
Who is this Boone character, and why does he have to leave a trail?
French Lick Resort and Casino, French Lick, IN.
It's a little something we like to call tongue 2.0.
Thong Lo Hotel, Bangkok, Thailand
Gurrl, catch that thang before you lose it completely!
U Thong Inn, Ayutthaya, Thailand
Hey, isn't Sisqo, like, a part-owner here or something?
Comfort Inn and Suites Truth or Consequences Hotel, Truth or Consequences, NM
We'd like to invite you to our nightly manager's welcome reception, which offers free interrogation from 6-7pm in the hotel lobby.
Elephant Butte, Elephant Butte, NM
Junk in the trunk is our specialty.
Kandahar the Lodge, Whitefish, MT
Please dial the concierge to arrange complimentary transportation in an armored vehicle. Dinner special tonight: mutton.
Sleep Inn Horn Lake, Horn Lake, MS
Should you not find your room satisfactory, we do have one other option available...
Surf High Inn on the Gulf Motel, Panama City Beach, FL
Aloha, mister. wait, what was that guy's name again?
Old Barn Resort, Preston, MN
Unfortunately housekeeping hasn't finished changing the hay yet. We'll let you know when your room is ready.
Saeng Thong Resort, Cha-am Beach, Thailand
During your visit, we hope you enjoy our hotel's many beautiful sites.
Arsenic and Old Lace Bed and Breakfast, Eureka Springs, AR
Our signature menu includes gourmet dishes inspired by the play!
Peach Bottom Inn Motel, Delta, PA
Does this inn make my butt look big?
Step Back Inn, Aztec, MN
When you see our rooms, you may not even want to come in!
Black Butte Ranch Resort, Black Butte, Ore.
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, plays workout tapes by Fonda...