Atlanta, Georgia - Bandit's birthblace..........................

Well, we saw a few gay couples and Dexter and I still find that pretty funny because we are children. I also went to the most Cosmopolitan park in the world – there was Blacks only barbeques yards from hippies singing folk songs, and a man with a big python. They also had the coolest looking skateboarders on Earth (not like in the UK where they wear a Fat Willys t-shirt, these guys were kitted out like classical film characters – from Charlie Chaplins to Dick Van Dyke’s chimney sweeper in Mary Poppins.

We also went to the Coca Cola factory – where you can drink as much as you like of the fifty billion types of coke made around the world. We did that rather than visitng the resting place of Dr Martin Luther King. We really are a couple of prize A dickheads.

One other cool thing was the Underground shopping centre. A dance group started pulling a few moves to a soul beat outside the mall, and after a few minutes a variety of thirty-plus shoppers, from guys in golfing pants to old ladies carrying bags filled with shopping, were dancing along in rhythm together. The people of Atlanta seem so happy! Must be all the coke.